We’re constantly bombarded with ads telling us how to look, and what to buy in order to be more like the idealized model in the ad. It can’t be healthy to always be under pressure to look as perfect as possible. Everyone’s beautiful in their own way!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror. She says, “Honey, I think my breasts are too small.”
The husband comes up with a suggestion, “If you want your breasts to grow larger, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Goes to fetch paper
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper. She then stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
“How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow slightly larger every day over the years,” he replies.
The wife stops, turns to him and says, “Why in the world do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
The man barely survived – and after some physical therapy, he may walk again one day…